Wedgie Issue/Quotes
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- Nelson Muntz: Why is it I never get tired of doing this?
- Milhouse Van Houten: I dunno. My therapist would ay you have the need to elevate yourself at the expense of others.
- Nelson: You're the one who's elevated, dork! Haw haw!
- Bart: But man, you gotta stop being such a chump. I would have let you down for free and paid you five bucks for a pass like this. Woo-Hoo! It's gonna be wedgie-free weekend!
- Milhouse: [SIGH!] Well... not for me.
- Milhouse: Thanks for the inspiration, Lisa!
- Lisa: ?!
- Milhouse: I'll pick you up at eight on July 23, 2024 in my Lamborghini. Dress smartly!
- Lisa: He must have take too many hits on his asthma inhaler. Yeah, that's it... Heh heh heh...
- Lisa: It's wonderful that you gave all our old classmates jobs. Without you, they'd all be on skid row, or in prison... or worse!
- Milhouse: Well, you know what they say "keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
- Lisa: This humanitarian award will be your 13,872nd! We need to build another mansion to hold them all!
- Milhouse: Simpson, take a note: New Mansion.
- Bart: Yes, Mr. Van Houten!
- Martin Prince: And that's the beauty of World Wide Wedgie in action!
- Milhouse: Shh...!
- Lisa: I don't understand! You told me it was a surgical service to help heart patients!
- Milhouse: Tsk Tsk! Well, in a way, that's sort of true... if you consider the hearts of nerds everywhere...
- Lisa: This is exploitation, pure and simple! We're through!
- Nelson: Haw haw!
