| Weapons of Mass Attraction
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Weapons of Mass Attraction is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Moe's Ark content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting Act 3
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No business can keep up with this town's short attention span.
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Perhaps an idea I've been Frankensteining around could help.
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| Task: "Make Larry Kidkill Hear Dr. Hibbert Out". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours.
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Create new species entirely? Have you gone mad?
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No worries. Mad won't come until later.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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You think creating new monsters… I mean animals will bring in more guests?
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I believe making new species would be fun to do. Even doctors need hobbies.
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But if you theoretically made them scarier, that just might work.
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Alright, I'll take your speculating out loud as a full endorsement.
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Task: "Place Warmongers". It takes 4 hours.
Task: "Place Animal Habitat Wall (Big)".
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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I've never said this in my life before, but things are getting too weird for me.
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I'm out of the animal-wrangling business.
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Capturing them's no fun when you just cook them up in a lab.
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Farewell, head of security. I'm sure nothing will go wrong in your absence.
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*chuckles* That’s an honest to goodness chuckle-able statement.
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Task: "Unlock Mad Dr. Hibbert".
Task: "Make Larry Kidkill Abandon All Safety Protocols". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours.
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Run! The hyena sharks have escaped!
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Aah! Jaws with paws!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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There has to be someone in this town with a pure, zoo-loving heart.
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When I was a kid I loved all animals big and small, wild and free, caged and sedated…
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Why don't I take some of Homer's DNA? Then clone and gestate another him to his teenage state.
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You've really lost it, haven't you, Doc?
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Task: "Make Homer Submit His DNA". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Unlock Teenage Homer".
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Young Homer, what crosses your mind when you think "zoo"?
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Nothing yet. My mind is still growing in a petri dish.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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It's no use. We just can't draw the crowds like zoos used to.
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Mr. Kidkill, you don't need new animals to win the crowds. If anything, you need less new things.
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What? How can less be best?
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By operating with a lower budget this place can exist for decades. Cheap is Springfield's modus operandi.
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Task: "Make Larry Kidkill Tone Down Animal Creation Funds". The job takes place at Springfield Zoo Entrance and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Cheaper Zoo" (x5). The jobs take place at The Emu Experience, Big Cat Country, Great Plains, Baboon County, USA, or Warmongers and take 4 hours.
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See, this is perfect! Now the zoo is here to stay.
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Until I accidentally blow things up again.
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Don't worry, the animals can run, fly, swim, and echolocate away before you do something stupid.
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You have completed the Act 3 story! Keep Springfielders volunteering at the habitats and collecting from Zoo Visitors!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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