The Last Fat Man/Quotes
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- Homer: Hmmmm....
- Marge: Homer... maybe you should take is easy on the maple syrup.
- Homer: It comes from trees, Marge. It's practically a vegetable. Besides it's genetics. I'm not actually fat. it's abody type. Like midgets. They can't help it right?
- Lisa: Dad, they prefer "little people."
- Homer: Of course they do, honey! They're midgets!
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, Homer. your cholesterol is normal... ...for a cheescake! ah hee hee hee. Can you we jump to the part where you write me a prescription?
- Homer: Oh, it's not that easy, Homer. You need to eat less and exercise more. Exercise? That's for convicts!
- Dr. Hibbert: Here's a few diet plans for you to try.
- Homer: And I have read, too?
- Bart: Half day at school!
- Milhouse Van Houten: And all we have to do is race an irradiated fog home!
- Waylon Smithers: Shouldn't you be doing something instead of narrating the level of danger we're in?
- Lenny Leonard: He's right! Run!
- Carl Carlson: Stop shouting for us to run and just run!
- Marge: Kids, your father will be home soon! And he's a changed man! There's less of him now. They scientists sucked out buckets of his ugly fat.
- Bart: From his bottom or his head?