| Stunt Force Trauma
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Stunt Force Trauma is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 56 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark
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The flyer I used as a blanket last night says you folks have a daredevil-grade Danger Pool in this town.
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We got daredevil-grade everythings around here. You ever fight off a bunch of acid-spewin' tentacles?
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No, not really.
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Then you'll probably wanna stay out of the can in my bar.
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The Internet, has so many death-defying stunts at the click of a button. I guess an old-time daredevil like me is just background noise.
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Maybe if I sit here long enough feeling sorry for myself, I'll inadvertently imagine a stunt so shocking it would win people back.
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I hear ya.
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| Task: "Make Lance Murdock Imagine a Shocking Stunt". The job takes place at a White House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark
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I've been sitting here so long I missed the birth of two grandkids, but I still can't imagine a shocking enough stunt!
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Maybe I need inspiration. I should visit some of the most dangerous places in Springfield!
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Task: "Make Lance Murdock Tour the Nuclear Plant". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lance Murdock Tour Springfield Penitentiary". The job takes place at Springfield Penitentiary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lance Murdock Tour the Brown House". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark
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All those danger zones and still no ideas. I am one uninspired character.
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Have you tried getting blackout drunk? Last time I did that I couldn't believe what I accomplished!
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Did you write The Great American Novel or something?
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No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I'm still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear.
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Hmm... I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!
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| Task: "Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark
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Ugh, my head! Why doesn't someone invent a cast for a broken brain?
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Wait, I remember something... Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt!
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But it's going to require a lot of "hard to find" items.
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Welcome to Moe's black market! Tell your friends -- most of our business is referrals.
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I've got a pretty long list, some of of it borderline illegal.
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No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it's on.
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Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin...
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Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that?
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Task: "Make Moe Smuggle in Alligators". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Krusty Smuggle in Electric Eels". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Sea Captain Smuggle in Sharks". The job takes place at the Houseboat and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Willie Wrestle Down a Lion". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark
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Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by my most dangerous stunt ever!
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In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature's most dangerous animals!
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I call B.S... Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!
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But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet... unmoderated, with comments enabled!
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*gasps* Comments enabled? Are you mad?!
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Task: "Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt". The job takes place at the Danger Pool and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Live-Stream Lance Murdock's Stunt" (x5). The jobs take place at the Java Server and take 4 hours.
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Ouch... did it work? Did people like the stunt?
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Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing.
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So It worked? I'm relevant again?
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The parts of you that weren't bitten off, yes.
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Successful daredevil stunts are old news, but everybody loves seeing some idiot get maimed online!
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Thanks, son. This experience has reminded me of what's important in life.
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And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.
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You've been awarded Lance Murdock's "Perform a Dangerous Stunt" animated job!
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| Quest reward: 5,000 and 500
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a pun on 'blunt force trauma'.
