| Small World Problems
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Small World Problems is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the First Time Packs content update. It requires Jebediah Springfield to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After unlocking Jebediah Springfield
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Hm. I don't know where I am but it sure smells familiar.
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Wow! What an honor to meet our fair city's namesake!
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Ah, so this is my beloved Springfield! So much has changed, yet so much is the same. I see the Wagon Wheel Fire is still going.
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Oh, it's actually a Tire Fire now. That's what gives the sunset such a beautiful glow and why we're all lightheaded all the time.
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Wow, rubber tires?! Such advances you've made! Well, thanks for keeping the place in order. I suppose I'll take my rightful place as mayor now.
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Er, uh, hold on a second there, hoss. We already have a mayor, and I was elected by the citizens of this town... some of them still living.
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Then... what am I to do? Surely you won't turn me out onto the street! That'd be like abandoning a soldier after he returns from war!
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| Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Sleep Behind the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Is this my life now? That of a destitute beggar?
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I wish I'd never been born and founded this town and named it after myself!
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It pains my ears to hear an idol of mine speak with such glower. Especially one who is known for his silver tongue!
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You're right, chubby little boy! That tongue will be my salvation.
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HHow heroic! You'll win your fortune using only your skills of oration!
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No, I meant it literally.
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| Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Sell His Silver Tongue". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
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This new rubber tongue made out of recycled Tire Fire tires is actually a lot better than that old silver one.
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I don't lisp anymore when I say phrases like "The silver in my old tongue was slowly poisoning me."
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Now that I've got some walking around money, I think I'll do some walking around.
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Springfield Tire Fire... Springfield Retirement Castle... Springfield Box Factory... Springfield Spring & Field... my name's all over this town.
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Now you know the pride our citizenry feels each and every day!
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I don't feel pride -- I feel ripped off! They're using my name and likeness on every sign!
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I'm going to use my precious tongue money to hire a lawyer and sue this craphole town. It's my name and I want a taste of the action!
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| Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Sue Springfield for Copyright Infringement". The job takes place at the Court House, Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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I've never seen a client purposely be held in contempt of court so he had a place to sleep at night, but you won the case!
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You now get royalties whenever your name or image is used.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Now to collect what's coming to me.
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Will you be reinvesting your money in the community?
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Ha! Don't make me laugh!
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Seriously, don't make me laugh. I'm 250 years old and my lungs are very brittle. I shouldn't even be walking right now.
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| Task: "Make Jebediah Springfield Collect His Likeness Royalties". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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What the?! I OWE people money!
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The Springfield Police Department is in the red, Springfield Elementary has debts all over town...
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And the Springfield Shopper Building is just made of stacked up old newspapers!
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Curse the name Springfield! I should've stuck with the name Hans Sprungfeld!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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