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Offshore Fun

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Offshore Fun
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Bart the Fink
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Krusty

Offshore Fun is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart the Fink content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update
Krusty - Phone I hear those hopeless idiots in Washington passed a new tax law. How does it impact me, the small-time gazillionaire?
Cayman Island Banker - Phone Why, you get to keep even MORE of your money, Mr. Krustofski.
Krusty - Phone Surprised What?! Why would those perfect angels in Washington do this?
Cayman Island Banker - Phone They feel it's high time that the wealthy give even less back to the country they pretend to love.
Krusty - Happy How right they are! Time to buy my old airplane back!
Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Place I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay".
Krusty - Joking Oh Planey, I missed you. I hope the mean IRS men didn't find the bags of you-know-what sewn into your seat cushions.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty - Camera It sure is nice owning a plane. Know what I mean?
Krusty - Camera Surprised What?! You don't own a plane? Ewww.
Krusty - Camera Joking Well, keep investing your money in mobile games, and I'm sure you'll be rich soon, too!
Task: "Make Krusty Refuel His Plane". The job takes place at I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay and takes 4 hours.
Krusty - Happy Ahhh...happiness is owning a fully-fueled private jet.
Krusty - Camera Joking If that seems arrogant, try to remember how very wealthy I am, vis-à-vis you.
Krusty - Camera So just try to be happy for me, Sky Finger. And jealous. I just love when people are jealous of me.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty - Sad Sure, I'm well off. Money-wise. But could I have even more sweet, sweet cash?
Krusty - Confused I'm not a young man. And I just don't want to leave this Earth knowing I could have had more money.
Krusty Better call that banker...
Task: "Make Krusty Call His Offshore Bank". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Krusty - Phone Surprised I'M WHAT???
Cayman Island Banker - Phone You're broke. You invested in a company called Ponzi Pyramid Schemes, Inc.
Krusty - Phone The Italian architectural firm that designs high-end triangle tombs for rich Egyptians? What's wrong with them?
Krusty - Pained Come back, money! I don't want to live without too much of you!
Message Will Krusty ever become solvent, or will he just regress to solvents? Find out soon!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20