Mow Money/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu!

Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play?

Bart: I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it?

Milhouse: Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield.

Homer: Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men.

Marge: I don't know a thing about it, Homer.

Homer: If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this.

Bart: Hands off the chrome, homedome.

Homer: What?

Bart: That's my ride, Homer.

Homer: Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage?

Bart: Nope. Bought and paid for.

Milhouse: Wow. That's some lawnmower.

Bart: We need to talk, Milhouse.

Milhouse: About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy?

Bart: About how you're laid off.

Bart: Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro.

Cletus Spuckler: My name's Cletus.

Bart: That would been my second guess.

Cletus: Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n y'all know what's good for y'all! Let's settle this like men, young'un.

Bart: Trouble is, I never know what's good for me.

Cletus: If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, y'all givin' me back mah bizness.

Bart: I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... y'all!

Marge: I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man.

Homer: Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone!

Lisa: So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus.

Bart: He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television