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Mow Money/Quotes

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Homer: Ahhh... the smell of a freshly mown lawn. A manicured miracle. Each blade of grass trimmed to perfection. Not like my lawn! Stupid weeds! Stupid crabbgrass! Stupid kudzu!

Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart! I got "Meatgrinder IV: Learn and Mean." Wanna play?
Bart: I can't Milhouse. My stupid dadis makiung me mow the stupid lawn with this stupid mower! IT's fun! Want yo try it?
Milhouse: Aww... you can't fool me with that one. I went on the Tom Sawyer log flume at five flags of Springfield.

Homer: Is it my birthday? Father's day? Chinese Christmas? A Lawnmaster 9000 with supra-traction, dynamic-flo and re-inforeced seat springs for husky men.
Marge: I don't know a thing about it, Homer.
Homer: If God had a lawn he'd make Jesus mow it with this.
Bart: Hands off the chrome, homedome.
Homer: What?
Bart: That's my ride, Homer.
Homer: Did you steal this? And will you help me push it into the garage?
Bart: Nope. Bought and paid for.
Milhouse: Wow. That's some lawnmower.
Bart: We need to talk, Milhouse.
Milhouse: About when I'm gonna ride that bad boy?
Bart: About how you're laid off.

Bart: Sorry to rain on your hoedown, jethro.
Cletus Spuckler: My name's Cletus.
Bart: That would been my second guess.
Cletus: Tell y'all what... ...y'all better clear off if'n y'all know what's good for y'all! Let's settle this like men, young'un.
Bart: Trouble is, I never know what's good for me.
Cletus: If yuh're man enough t'enter the Grasscutters Open down t'the state fair. When ah win, y'all givin' me back mah bizness.
Bart: I'll be there! And it'll be you kissing my grass... y'all!

Marge: I know losing hurts. But you have to be my brave little man.
Homer: Sob! Sob! Ooooh! A year's worth of beer, Marge! Gone!
Lisa: So, you lost the race but won your bet with Cletus.
Bart: He can have my customers. I'm going back to my day job... ...watching television