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Model Citizen Simpson/Quotes

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Principal Skinner: I tell you, Edna... the waiting is always the worst part!
Edna Krabappel: I hear you, Seymour!
Principal Skinner: Every day, I pray it will be different... but it never is! Never is never never is...
Edna: Get a grip, Seymour! We can't afford to show weakness!
Principal Skinner: [AHEM!] Y-you're right, of course! A momentary lapse...
Edna: Get it together, mister! Here they come!
Bart: Good morning, Principal Skinner! Good morning, Mrs. Krabappel!
Principal Skinner: Eeeeeekk!
Edna: Nyaah!

Principal Skinner: Lisa! What is your brother up to?
Lisa: [SIGH!] What's he done now?
Sound: Thump! Thump! Thump!
Principal Skinner: He's being... polite!
Lisa: Uh-oh! This can't be good!

Bart: Good afternoon, Principal Skinner! Good afternoon, Mrs. Krabappel!
Edna: [SOB!] Why, oh why does he keep tormenting us?!?!
Bart: Have a great rest of the day!
Principal Skinner: Strength, Edna! Perhaps tomorrow he'll be back to committing atrocities!
Edna: If only I could truly believe that, Seymour!

Marge: Homer! I think something's wrong with Bart!!
Homer: Something worth interrupting "Are You Smarter Than a TV Producer" for?!

Milhouse Van Houten: The day Bart Simpson didn't make trouble... it's historic!
Bart: Heh! I told you I could go a whole day of my best behavior!
Milhouse: Tomorrow it's back to business as usual, and Springfield... beware!
Bart: Well, I'll bet everybody enjoyed it while it lasted!