"Live Through Your Kid"
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Song Information
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"Live Through Your Kid" is a song sung by Earl Woods and other sports fathers in Homer's dream.
Lyrics
- Man 1:
- Never wanted Roland-Garros.
- Man 2
- Never made it to the show.
- Man 3:
- Never won the Stanley Cup trophy,
- For five years in a row.
- All:
- There's nothing in our lives that we ever really did.
- Except made our child a superstar,
- And lived through our kid.
- Live, live through your kid.
- Wake him up at 5:00.
- Live, live through your kid.
- It's the only way to feel alive.
- Man 3:
- Strap him to a hockey stick,
- While he is still asleep in bed.
- Man 4:
- Build a scary dragon to fire tennis balls,
- Right at his head.
- Man 2:
- There's no training that's too tortuous,
- Or cruel to play this game.
- Earl Woods:
- Because when they win at Pebble Beach,
- You share in the fame.
- All:
- Live, live through your kid,
- Homeschooled by his mom.
- Live, live through your kid,
- They'll surely come to hate you,
- But that's later on.
- Man 5:
- There is absolutely nothing like,
- Living through your kid.
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