| It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Rigellian Christmas Promo content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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| Reward: Kang and Kodos
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| Message
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Kang is upset that he missed Halloween, but you can get his Rigellian Christmas spaceship to help lift his spirits!
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The humans left us out of their televised Halloween celebration again. I'm so hurt!
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Not me. I am far too important to care what some stupid humans do!
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Oh, right. I am not hurt either. Doesn't bother me at all.
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They will pay for this outrage! I will take over and destroy some other human holiday!
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Not that I care.
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| Task: "Make Kang Research Human Holidays". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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Apparently, this “Christmas” holiday is a big deal. It even has its own embryo-based elixir.
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Oh, yes, eggnog is the best of both worlds – alcohol and cholesterol.
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At Christmas, you get presents for being “good”. Although in my experience it's a pretty loose definition.
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Actually, it's supposed to be a celebration of peace and –
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I have heard enough!
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Why does everyone say that whenever it's my turn to talk?
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| Task: "Make Kang Learn About the Spirit of Christmas". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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I have learned much about the Earthlings' Christmas, Kodos.
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It celebrates family, love, and peace. I am moved to tears.
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Tears of joy, about how easy it will be to conquer this pathetic holiday.
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Now, all I need is a more festive vehicle – one in which I can “sleigh” all day.
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Task: "Place the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Kang Laugh Evilly at His Own Joke". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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This decked-out Christmas murder-saucer is just the thing to fool the Earthlings into thinking I am their beloved Santa Claus.
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And to complete the disguise, a threadbare jacket and a tin pot for a hat.
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That is the outfit of Johnny Appleseed, the patron character of Arbor Day.
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I see. Perhaps some more research is in order.
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| Task: "Make Kang Research His Christmas Costume". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 3 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
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My plans are complete. The conquest of Christmas can begin as soon as I give the command.
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But am I really ready to say farewell to Halloween? To trade in ghosts and goblins for elves and merriment?
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This is going to take some thinking over. And that's going to take some serious Rigellian whiskey.
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| Task: "Make Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas". The job takes 8 hours.
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I am so wasted. Kodos, I love you man. I'm doing it. I'm coming for Christmas. Beware December! Ha ha ha!
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But first I'm coming for the toilet. I feel so sick.
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| Message
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You've been awarded Kang's “Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas” animated job!
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Kang is lurking until the time is ripe for conquest. Keep logging in to see the action!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the Christmas song "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" by Bing Crosby.
