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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess

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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Rigellian Christmas Promo
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Kang

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Rigellian Christmas Promo content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update
Reward: Kang and Kodos
Message Kang is upset that he missed Halloween, but you can get his Rigellian Christmas spaceship to help lift his spirits!
Kang - Sad The humans left us out of their televised Halloween celebration again. I'm so hurt!
Kodos Not me. I am far too important to care what some stupid humans do!
Kang Oh, right. I am not hurt either. Doesn't bother me at all.
Kang - Angry They will pay for this outrage! I will take over and destroy some other human holiday!
Kang Not that I care.
Task: "Make Kang Research Human Holidays". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang Apparently, this "Christmas" holiday is a big deal. It even has its own embryo-based elixir.
Homer Oh, yes, eggnog is the best of both worlds – alcohol and cholesterol.
Bart At Christmas, you get presents for being "good". Although in my experience it's a pretty loose definition.
Lisa Actually, it's supposed to be a celebration of peace and –
Kang - Angry I have heard enough!
Lisa - Annoyed Why does everyone say that whenever it's my turn to talk?
Task: "Make Kang Learn About the Spirit of Christmas". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang I have learned much about the Earthlings' Christmas, Kodos.
Kang - Sad It celebrates family, love, and peace. I am moved to tears.
Kang - Happy Tears of joy, about how easy it will be to conquer this pathetic holiday.
Kang Now, all I need is a more festive vehicle – one in which I can "sleigh" all day.
Task: "Place the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Kang Laugh Evilly at His Own Joke". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang - Happy This decked-out Christmas murder-saucer is just the thing to fool the Earthlings into thinking I am their beloved Santa Claus.
Kang And to complete the disguise, a threadbare jacket and a tin pot for a hat.
Kodos That is the outfit of Johnny Appleseed, the patron character of Arbor Day.
Kang I see. Perhaps some more research is in order.
Task: "Make Kang Research His Christmas Costume". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 3 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
Kang - Happy My plans are complete. The conquest of Christmas can begin as soon as I give the command.
Kang - Sad But am I really ready to say farewell to Halloween? To trade in ghosts and goblins for elves and merriment?
Kang This is going to take some thinking over. And that's going to take some serious Rigellian whiskey.
Task: "Make Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas". The job takes 8 hours.
Kang - Drunk I am so wasted. Kodos, I love you man. I'm doing it. I'm coming for Christmas. Beware December! Ha ha ha!
Kang - Sick But first I'm coming for the toilet. I feel so sick.
Message You've been awarded Kang's "Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas" animated job!
Message Kang is lurking until the time is ripe for conquest. Keep logging in to see the action!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the Christmas song "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" by Bing Crosby.