It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess

Tapped Out Quest Information

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ-Mess is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Rigellian Christmas Promo content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After starting the update
Reward: Kang and Kodos
Message	Kang is upset that he missed Halloween, but you can get his Rigellian Christmas spaceship to help lift his spirits!
	The humans left us out of their televised Halloween celebration again. I'm so hurt!
	Not me. I am far too important to care what some stupid humans do!
	Oh, right. I am not hurt either. Doesn't bother me at all.
	They will pay for this outrage! I will take over and destroy some other human holiday!
	Not that I care.
Task: "Make Kang Research Human Holidays". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
	Apparently, this “Christmas” holiday is a big deal. It even has its own embryo-based elixir.
	Oh, yes, eggnog is the best of both worlds – alcohol and cholesterol.
	At Christmas, you get presents for being “good”. Although in my experience it's a pretty loose definition.
	Actually, it's supposed to be a celebration of peace and –
	I have heard enough!
	Why does everyone say that whenever it's my turn to talk?
Task: "Make Kang Learn About the Spirit of Christmas". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
	I have learned much about the Earthlings' Christmas, Kodos.
	It celebrates family, love, and peace. I am moved to tears.
	Tears of joy, about how easy it will be to conquer this pathetic holiday.
	Now, all I need is a more festive vehicle – one in which I can “sleigh” all day.
Task: "Place the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship". It takes 6 seconds. Task: "Make Kang Laugh Evilly at His Own Joke". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
	This decked-out Christmas murder-saucer is just the thing to fool the Earthlings into thinking I am their beloved Santa Claus.
	And to complete the disguise, a threadbare jacket and a tin pot for a hat.
	That is the outfit of Johnny Appleseed, the patron character of Arbor Day.
	I see. Perhaps some more research is in order.
Task: "Make Kang Research His Christmas Costume". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 3 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark
	My plans are complete. The conquest of Christmas can begin as soon as I give the command.
	But am I really ready to say farewell to Halloween? To trade in ghosts and goblins for elves and merriment?
	This is going to take some thinking over. And that's going to take some serious Rigellian whiskey.
Task: "Make Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas". The job takes 8 hours.
	I am so wasted. Kodos, I love you man. I'm doing it. I'm coming for Christmas. Beware December! Ha ha ha!
	But first I'm coming for the toilet. I feel so sick.
Message	You've been awarded Kang's “Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas” animated job!
Message	Kang is lurking until the time is ripe for conquest. Keep logging in to see the action!
Quest reward: 200 and 20