He Who Controls the Donuts, Controls the World/Quotes
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- Waylon Smithers: Here you go, sir. The last of the baked goods.
- Mr. Burns: Ah, yes. Food always tastes best when you've deprived someone else of it.
- Dowager: Monty... I thought it was entertaining to mock our downsized employees...
- Mr. Burns: Yes, but it's my party. I should be making the playful japes.
- Mr. Burns: I suppose you're all wondering why I called you in here today.
- Homer: Are you giving us all a pony?
- Mr. Burns: Do you see any ponies?
- Homer: Sometimes there are surprise ponies...
- Marge: I'm going to miss Springfield.
- Homer: You won't think that when you're bathing in maple syrup and eating back bacon, Marge. I keep thinking I'm forgetting something, though...
- Marge: Maybe it's that we should say goodbye to the home that's held this family since it began...?
- Homer: That's not it.
- Smithers: Simpson, do you realize you've tied your father to the roof?
- Homer: That's it.
- Bart: If we're going to be illegal immigrants, then I'm changing my name. From now on, I'm Dre P. Wiener.
- Lisa: Then I'm Emily Murphy, Canada's pioneer feminist and the first lady magistrate in the British Empire.
- Homer: And I'll go by Bart Simpson.
- Lisa: Measles, mumps, flu, and rubella shots on the same day?
- Bart: Tomorrow is monkey pox, rabies, tetanus... Stupid Canadian medicine keeping us healthy.
- Lisa: I mean, everything goes back to normal after a few days. We do this all the time.
- Bart: Move to Alaska, win a million dollar lottery, it all goes back to normal when the adventure is over...
- Lisa: ...Right?
- Mr. Burns: Smithers! These fellows aren't practicing cannibals, are they?
- Smithers: They might be. Let me look it up on Wikipedia.
- Smithers: You're not here yo arrest Mr. Burns for hiring illegals, are you?
- Chief Wiggum: We're not allowed to. The law only punishes foreigners, as far as I know.
