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Fortune Favors the Bald

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Fortune Favors the Bald
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXIX Teaser
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Lisa, Homer, Krusty
Optional characters: Fortune Teller

Fortune Favors the Bald is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Teaser content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Curious Dad, why are you surrounded by all these tiny slips of paper?
Homer - Mouth Full I've been eating fortune cookies, and they're all coming true!
Homer Check out this one: "You will eat too many Chinese pastries."
Lisa hese are eerily accurate. "A young man will show you disrespect."
Bart - Laughing Hey, fatso, what's with all the scraps? You eat a newspaper?
Task: "Build Fortune Teller Tent". It takes 4 hours.
Homer - Thoughtful Something strange is going on in this town, and it's time to consult a trustworthy expert.
Homer - Serious A garlic-smelling old woman who lives in a tent.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

If the Fortune Teller is owned: After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark
If the Fortune Teller is not owned: After completing Pt. 1
Fortune Teller - Spooky Come in, Homer.
Homer - Scared How did you know my name?
Fortune Teller Your name is written on your underwear band, and you're not wearing pants.
Homer - Guilty They were too tight. Turns out fortune cookies are very fattening when you eat two thousand.
Fortune Teller - Spooky I see dark and terrible danger in your future.
Homer - Scared You know, if I was as hideous as you and lived in a tent, I'd try being more positive!
Task: "Make Homer Fear for the Future". The job takes place at the Fortune Teller Tent and takes 4 hours.
If Fortune Teller is owned: Task: "Make Fortune Teller Mutter Darkly". The job takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

If the Fortune Teller is owned: After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark
If the Fortune Teller is not owned: After completing Pt. 2
Fortune Teller - Spooky Enter and hear your fate, Krusty the Clown.
Krusty - Cautious I need to know if my opening monologue is going to bomb tonight!
Fortune Teller For that, you don't need a fortune teller.
Task: "Make Krusty Have His Fortune Told". The job takes place at the Fortune Teller Tent and takes 4 hours.
Fortune Teller - Spooky The crystal reveals great change and terror in your future.
Fortune Teller - Surprised You will become something terrible that people fear and loathe.
Krusty - Surprised I'm going to turn into one of my ex-wives?!
Krusty - Joking If you liked that joke, don't forget to subscribe to my channel!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

If the Fortune Teller is owned: After tapping on Fortune Teller's exclamation mark
If the Fortune Teller is not owned: After completing Pt. 3
Fortune Teller - Surprised Krusty, listen to me! There is great danger coming.
Krusty - Scared I know! My show is up for renewal and the network execs have threatened to watch it before deciding.
Fortune Teller - Annoyed Now, we're going to play a game called "Krusty Stops Making Stupid Comments and Just Listens".
Krusty - Scared Now where have I heard that before? Wait, are you one of my ex-wives?
Task: "Make Krusty Have His Fortune Told". The job takes place at the Fortune Teller Tent and takes 4 hours.
After starting the job
Fortune Teller - Spooky The tarot cards have spoken. Soon you will be causing people great misery in the night.
Krusty - Happy They're making me host of "The Tonight Show"? All right!
After finishing the task
Fortune Teller - Surprised I'm saying you will literally become a monster!
Krusty - Eye Roll Laying it on a bit thick, aren't you? The secret to a good performance is subtlety.
Krusty - Joking Hey! Hey! Hey!
Fortune Teller - Spooky Fine, don't believe me. You'll see. You'll ALL see.
Message Will Krusty ever take something seriously? Will Homer ever wear pants again? Will this message ever be useful? Find out soon!
Message And the answer to all those questions is "no".
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the proverb "fortune favours the bold".