Decisions, Decisions/Quotes
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- Lisa: It says here that a sugary snack provides glucose to the brain, giving it a small boost in energy. Maybe that's why the British have tea and scones at 4 pm. Oh, had I only been born on the isle that gave us both Shakespeare and Stephen Merchant.
- Lisa: Ha! I just thought of a cool way to wear out my guinea pig! Later, mom! I need a stack of skateboard magazines, some scissors and glue. No school tomorrow... Plenty of time to experiment on Bart!
- Lisa: Blbb bluh bllbb? Ubb uh blub?
- Bart: Blub.
- Lisa: C'mon, Bart. Which is better... The Tonyhawkaloogie or the Mellow Vert McGurt?
- Bart: I... I just don't know! I don't care! I need... I need...
- Marge: Knock knock, kids! Anyone care for an afternoon snack?
- Bart: Sweet! Thanks, mom!
- Marge: It's great that you finished your experiment, honey... But that guinea pig looks a lot like Bart.
- Lisa: You can tell because you're his mom. But trust me, no one will know this is Bart.
- Marge: Hrmmm...
- Nelson Muntz: Haw haw! Bart the pig!
- Jimbo Jones: Soo-ie, soo-ie... Pig pig pig!
- Bart: I thought we were having fun, but you were just using me for an experiment.
- Lisa: Oh dear. I'm sorry, Bart.
- Lisa: Bart, what I did was wrong. I shouldn't have used you, and I don't blame you for being mad at me. All I can say is that my behavior mimicked exactly what I was showing in my experiment. I made a rash decision when I was low on mental energy.
- Bart: You made a monkey out of me by making me your guinea pig, Lisa. Ooh ook! Oink oink!
