Clown Therapy/Quotes

Quotes

Krusty the Clown: ...then the pope says, "So what am I supposed to do with these watermelons?" Yuk-yuk-yuk-uhoo hoo hoo! Whaddya think? Too blue? Too sacrilegious?

Sideshow Mel: Change the pope to an elephant.

Krusty: That could work. Oh, these new network guidelines are giving me tsoris!

Mr. Teeny: Yeek! Yeek!

Krusty: What's this, Mr. Teeny? A subpoena?

Mr. Teeny: Yee-yee-yeeek!

Krusty: We're both named in the suit? Why did I ever give you power of attorney?

Bart: Now more Krusty? What will they run instead?

Lisa: "The She's all teh Grrlz."

Bart: Huh?

Lisa: Some middle-aged, children's programmer's idea of what tweenie girls want to see.

Krusty: Was that a joke, Mr. Smithers? Because I'm under a Doctor's orders not to laugh.

Waylon Smithers: Urm... [AHEM] More a play of words.

Lenny Leonard: Hey, it's Krusty!

Carl Carlson: Hey Krusty! Do something funny!

Krusty: Not today, gentleman.

Lenny: Darn clown thinks he's better than us.

Carl: I head he got hired under affirmative action.

Waylon Smithers: This is your work area.

Krusty: Nothing funny here. It's perfect.

Waylon Smithers: Well, I'll leave you to your number crunching.

Krusty: Hrmm...

Bart: Hi, Krusty. What's the haps?

Krusty: Aaaah!

Bart: Are you really giving up the clown life, Krusty?

Krusty: That's not me any more. I even changed my driver's license.

Bart: But we need you.

Krusty: What about me? I give and give and give! IT's never enough! Laughter' a drug, and I'm going cold turkey!

Bart: Man, you really aren't funny any more.

Mr. Burns: Krustofski! I understand your cool head and jocular raconteuring thwarted a panic.

Krusty: Err... if you say so, Nostradamus.

Mr. Burns: I'd like to offer you a promotion and a big fat raise.

Krusty: Thanks, but no thanks. I know here my place is. And if I ever forget, I only have to look into the smiling face of a child just like this one.

Bart: Aw.

Krusty: And if I still can't remember, I can look at this fat check to network sent to get me back! Turns out the "She's All That Grllz" weren't all that.

Mr. Burns: What a loss to the nuclear energy industry.

Bart: Your loos in mindless children's programming's gain.

Krusty: Yah ha ha ha ha ha!