Class Klown/Quotes
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- Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey, kids! Are you ready to meet your class clown?
- Edna Krabappel: Seymour, I can't believe you actually picked Bart Simpson.
- Principal Skinner: Edna, Krusty's people didn't ask me to select a rhodes scholar. They wanted our class clown!
- Kids: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Krusty: Now that's a real class clown!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oooh, my spleen.
- Bart: Huh? No I'm the clsas clown.
- Kids: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Bart: So which one of us is class clown?
- Principal Skinner: Uh...
- Bart: Give it up, Milhouse. They already named me class clown.
- Milhouse: Yeah, but Krusty un-named you!
- Principal Skinner: I'm sorry, boys, but I need some time to think this over.
- Bart: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
- Milhouse: Okay, you lost me. I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Bart: I'll tell you what I'm talking about. I declare a prank war!
- Principal Skinner: Enough! As far as I'm concerned, you are both clowns?
- Milhouse: Huh?
- Bart: Mwhuh?
- Principal Skinner: First go see the school nurse and then go to this address tomorrow morning. Krusty can have the both of you.
