Bart Simpson's Day Off/Quotes
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- Bart: Smell that fresh air! Look at the blue sky! It's too nice a day to waste at school today is a day for fun.
- Milhouse: Forget it, Bart, we'll get caught.
- Bart: No, we won't.
- Leopold: Come back here, you little maggots! You can try to run and you can try to hide, but your butts are mine.
- Barney: Whoa, Sonny and Cher! My hallucinations are improving. I usually see the Captain and Tennille after I've been to Moe's.
- Bart: Grampa!
- Grampa: Hey, weren't you two on Lawrence Welk?
- Bart: It's me Bart!
- Milhouse: Aw, man! We've got a whole month in detention!
- Bart: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm pretty used to it, but it's gonna be rough on you!
- Milhouse: Don't be sorry. I've never had so much fun. In fact, I had so much fun that I'm cutting school, tomorrow!
- Bart: Ah, Milhouse...
- Milhouse: No, don't try to talk me out of it!
- Bart: [thinking] I don't have the heart to tell him tomorrow's Saturday!
