A League of Their Own/Quotes
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- Stretch Dude: Good work, super sis!
- Agnes Skinner: Good work?! Look at the mess you made!
- Stretch Dude: But we caught the bad guy!
- Edna Krabappel: And who's going to pay for the damages for the court-house?
- Agnes Skinner: We're going to put a stop to your reckless punks and your super vandalism!
- Clobber Girl: Oh please! Just this month we fought the league of chaos, the league of doom, and the league of evil! And we beat them all!
- Stretch Dude: Yeah, no offense, but who are you compared to them?
- Edna: We're the league of women voters!
- Nelson Muntz: Principal Skinner! Bart's not letting me bully him! His superpowers are getting in the way!
- Principal Skinner: Bart! Report for detention after class!
- Bart: What? That's not fair!
- Principal Skinner: Bart, this school is like an ecosystem, if the bullies can't do their jobs, the weak children will rise up... and then we'll have anarchy!
- Bart: This sucks!
- Marge: Bart! Don't use the kind of language!
- Bart: Okay, this blows!
- Marge: I'm not sure if that's worse or not.
- Lisa: Bart's right! if we can't use our powers for good, we're nothing but freaks!
- Lisa: Please let us be superheroes again. The city's being torn apart!
- Bart: And we're bored!
- Agnes Skinner: No, by Zorgon! You children are too young to use such power!
- Lisa: Who's Zorgon?
- Agnes Skinner: I didn't say Zorgon. Why would I say anything about the all mighty lord Zorgon?
- Clobber Girl: Mrs. Skinner, are you okay?
- Agnes Skinner: I'm fine.
- Principal Skinner: I found her in a pod in the basement behind the cat's litter box. You know I suspected for years that mother had been replaced with an evil hideous alien creature!
- Agnes Skinner: She changed places with me four days ago.
- Principal Skinner: Help me.
- Stretch Dude: Sorry, Seymour, there's only so much even super-heroes can do.
