...If Homer Simpson Invented Golf!/Quotes
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- Text box: Regular holes would be replaced by donut holes.
- Homer: Mmmmm... Par 4.
- Text box: Boring golf carts would be replaced by the Batmobile, General Lee and KITT from 'Knight Rider'!
- Text box: Water traps would be replaced with beer traps!
- Principal Skinner: My ball went in. I guess that's a stroke...
- Barney Gumble: I'll get it!
- Text box: All math would be gone!
- Principal Skinner: I shot a 5 on that hole, and you shot a 12.
- Homer: So we're tied.
- Principal Skinner: But I... Well, there's another school subject that has no use in the real world.
- Homer: I think I bent my shaft again.
- Ned Flanders: You need to change your grip and quit whacking so hard.
- Homer: At least I got a bogey, and everyone saw it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna use the ball washer.
