The Simpsons: Tapped Out All This Jazz content update/Gameplay

The Devil is in the Details

After the user logs in on October 14th: Skinner: Okay, set those digital whiteboards up over there. Gently…gently… Lisa: Digital whiteboards, new computers for every student… Mr. Skinner, did the school win its lawsuit against Burns Slant Drilling? Skinner: No, Lisa. Sadly, it turns out Mr. Burns locked up all Native American property rights decades ago... Skinner: ...so the school being built on top of an ancient burial ground is NOT going to finally pay off. Lisa: Gee, that's…too bad. Then how is the school paying for all this fancy new equipment? Skinner: We, uh, have a new partnership with a very financially well-off neighboring school district. Lisa: Shelbyville doesn't have any money, and although half of Europe seems to be located in Springfield now, I don't think they count either. Skinner: Can't we just have nice things for once? Lisa: In a public school? No. Skinner: Uh, just run along now, Lisa. School is no place for children to be asking questions. Task: Make Lisa Get to the Bottom of This (60s, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Town Hall or Brown House) Lisa: I've tracked down the superintendent of this flimflam school district, and it's…the devil?! Old Scratch: Well, one of 'em. I'm the scarier one. You can call me Old Scratch. Lisa: I don't plan on calling you at all. Old Scratch: Oh, you will. There are so many portals between Springfield and Hell, you really can't avoid me. Lisa: I can't believe Principal Skinner allowed this! Chalmers: Please. Making deals with the devil is way above Seymour's pay grade. Lisa: Superintendent Chalmers, you must know how devil stories always play out. Chalmers: No worries. We have a legally binding contract. This deal's on the up and up. Old Scratch: Or should we say the down and down below. Heh, heh! Quest reward: 100 and 10

School Days, Hell Daze

School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 1

After completing The Devil is in the Details: Ned: Bart, as your substitute teacher, we need to talk. Bart: I didn't do it! Ned: I know you didn't. Bart: Sorry, that's my knee-jerk response. Ned: Springfield Elementary has merged with the Bad Place. So…you're headed to our new sister school. Bart: I don't do well with sisters. Ned: You don't have to worry about your sister. The redistricting line actually cuts right through the middle of your house. Lisa's not going. Bart: Cool! Ned: But Bart Simpson…you're going straight to Heck! Task: Collect Magic Runes [x175] Task: Make Bart Hell Portal to Hellementary School (2h, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Hellscape, Town Hall or Brown House) Lisa: Miss Hoover! Half of the class is being portaled to Hell! Miss Hoover: Don't think of it as "portaled to Hell", think of it as "escaping the misery in Springfield" — lucky brats. Milhouse: At least we're getting some new kids in return! Lisa: Yes, but that new girl seems a little strange. Greta Wolfcastle: What's strange about twisting her head 360 degrees and vomiting hot embers? Quest reward: 100 and 10

School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 2

After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 1: Hell Teacher: Class, I'd like to introduce our new transfer student: Beelzebart Simpson. Beelzebart: Whaddup, down-under dorks? Hell Teacher: He's from the mortal realm of Springfield. Hell Teacher: Now Spike, you were explaining how you would torment innocent children? Hell Boy: Yes. You toss the bees nest right where the kid's playing. The bees get angry and they start stinging the kid. Beelzebart: That's it? The bees sting him? Hell Boy: Yeah! Stinging hurts. Nobody likes hurt. Beelzebart: Boring! The best torments combine physical AND mental "hurt"! Hell Boy: I s'pose you got a better idea? Task: Collect Magic Runes [x125] Task: Make Bart Explain Twisted Torments (2h, Springfield Elementary, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House) Beelzebart: …so that way when the bee stings him, his pants fall down in front of the girls' locker room, and they all laugh! Hell Teacher: Class, Beelzebart's prank is only theoretical… Beelzebart: Nuh-uh. I've done it. Hell Boy and Girl: *gasp* Hell Teacher: I think we may have a new star pupil in our midst! Quest reward: 100 and 10

School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 3

After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 2: Sherri and Terri: Why does the new girl get a nap time and we don't? Martin: And why does her nap include floating four feet off the ground while spewing ash and cinders?! Miss Hoover: Nap or not, it's time she turns in her homework assignment! Lisa: Don't wake her up! She's gonna blow! Task: Collect Magic Runes [x125] Task: Make Kids Look Up Exorcism Videos [x5] (4h, Springfield Elementary, Springfield Library, Springfield High School or Brown House) If the user has Miss Hoover: Task: Make Miss Hoover Grade Vomit-Encrusted Homework (4h, Springfield Elementary, Moe's Tavern, Springfield Library or Brown House) Martin: This is worse than being beaten up for my lunch money! Miss Hoover: A floor covered in green vomit does make one yearn for the good old days. Lisa: I'm not sure how, but this has Bart Simpson written all over it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 4

After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 3: Bart: So then I said, "That's not the only place you can stick a pitchfork!" The teacher gave me an A+! Homer: Way to go, boy! Marge: Mmmm…I like this strange new sensation of being proud of my son! Lisa: Mom, this isn't fair! Bart gets to go to fun school, while I have to sit next to a floating vomit queen from Hell — literally from Hell! Lisa: "Literally" in the sense that it's 100% accurate. Not how dad uses "literally". Homer: I literally don't know what you mean. Task: Collect Magic Runes [x125] Task: Make Bart Brag About His Success Some More (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Find a Way Into Hell (1h, Cursed Desk) Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 5

After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 4: Old Scratch: Hey, you're that smart, goody two-shoes from Springfield. We don't need your kind here! Lisafer: This is Hell? Doesn't seem so scary. Old Scratch: I try very hard to make it horrific and you insult me. Lisafer: Sorry. Old Scratch: I'm surprised you'd want to be stuck here in Hell forever. Just like your brother. Lisafer: Wait, does Bart know he's going to be stuck here forever? Old Scratch: You mortals really need to learn to read the fine print. Old Scratch: I should boil the both of you, but I'm a deal-making fool! Let's do some business… Task: Collect Magic Runes [x125] Task: Make Lisa Make a Deal With Old Scratch (1h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Make a Deal With Lisa (1h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House) Lisafer: So in order to save Bart's soul I have to fail out of Hellementary School? Old Scratch: Yes, miserable failure is prized here. Old Scratch: Pass even one class and you and your brother will both be stuck here forever. Lisafer: That fights every fiber in my body but I love a challenge! Time to fail away! Quest reward: 200 and 20