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Dr. Stradivarius Cain is a spy. His mission is to make Homer into a man that his wife can't resist.

Stradivarius Cain is a movie character who has starred in at least two movies. One of his movies has him coming out of the sea, unzipping his body to reveal his white suit underneath. Another one of his movies has him holding onto a helicopter's rotor blades as it lands. He sneaks into the castle and kills the Russian businessman and attacks the other villains there.

Homer started to hallucinate after getting a concussion. Stradivarius Cain taught Homer how to be a better lover to Marge by telling him to flirt with other women to teach him how to be kind to his wife. After angry husband threatened to shoot Homer after he flirted with his woman, Cain told Homer to squirt a lemon in his eye, then a lime. They both ran off and Cain seemed to enjoy it...