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Taffy is a fifth grader who falls in love with Milhouse.

After Milhouse performed a love song for Lisa and got rejected, Taffy approached Milhouse and told him that she thought it was beautiful because it was romantic and it rhymed. Milhouse then asked Taffy to help him take the theremin back and Taffy called it a date. Milhouse and Taffy then started to date each other. When Lisa's books fell out of her locker, Milhouse didn't pick them up like he usually did as he was with Taffy. When Milhouse told Lisa to lift with her knees, Taffy told Milhouse that he knew a lot about how the body works.

Lisa grew increasingly suspicious of Taffy, thinking she was up to something with dating Milhouse, as Lisa thought there was no way Milhouse could get a girl like Taffy. Lisa looked at Taffy's website and decided that Taffy could get any boy she wanted, even Kyle LoBianco. Lisa then decided to follow Milhouse and Taffy on their date to Holding Hands Point. Along the way, Taffy pulled out an inhaler for Milhouse and coddled him, which confused Lisa...