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"Hey, hey this is Krusty the clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... and now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week, huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised! By the way! Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on! Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral? So, I'm fired right?"

―Krusty
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