Homer's Anti-Motivational Posters is Homer Simpson's set of posters regarding topics related to his low-maintenance lifestyle.
Poster
| Topic
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Description
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Quote
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| Personal Hygiene
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Homer thoughtfully sniffs the armpit of his shirt.
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If you can sniff and not gag, the shirt's good for another day!
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| Intimacy
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Homer is asleep in bed, while a wide-awake Marge appears annoyed and disappointed.
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Always leave 'em wanting more.
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| Home Improvement
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Homer, sitting in his chair, sees a leak on the ceiling starting to drip.
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That leak's not going to fix itself ... or WILL it?
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| Self-Improvement
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Homer, shirtless, stands in front of a mirror and flexes. His "mirror self" has well-defined chest and arm muscles and a full head of hair.
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You're terrific just the way you are!
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| Vote
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Homer holds a sign reading "Don't forget to not vote YES on the Maybe Initiative!"
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Or don't. It really doesn't make much difference either way.
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| Weight Loss
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Homer eats a large ice cream cone while walking by the large front window of a store-front gym, where two people are working out on treadmills.
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Do you really want to have to go shopping for new clothes?
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| Kids
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Maggie, Bart and Lisa are geared up and ready to go to an Isotopes game, while Homer is sitting on the couch in his underwear, watching TV and drinking a Duff.
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There'll be plenty of time for them when the cable goes out.
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| Procrastination
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Homer is asleep at his computer, slumped over the keyboard.
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I'll write the last poster tomorrow.
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Behind the Laughter
Homer's posters are a parody of the motivational posters commonly seen in workplaces and schools.
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