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Bear Patrol III: Panda-monium!/Quotes

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Mr. Burns: I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solict the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!
Homer: We're back, baby!
Carl: Feels real good to pose dynamically again.

Homer: Hank Scorpio?
Hank Scorpio: Homer, Old sport, it is fantastic to see you again! Absolutely fantastic! What's the new?
Homer: So much! I got a new coffee cup at work... Moe got a haircut... everything's different! How about you?
Hank Scorpio: Oh, same old same old. Not too much to report.

Homer: How did you find us?
Professor Frink: The cupcake I gave you contained nanobytes that allowed me to track you! While not entirely ethical, my intentions were good.
Homer: Mmmm... morally ambiguous cupcake.

Hank Scorpio: Well, I'm thoroughly disappointed that you defeated me, but at least you were eco-friendly about it! Homer, if you have the time be sure to visit Macau! Lot of fun! Fantastic dumplings!

Doug: Bear patrol! You gotta save us!
Gary: Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas!
Benjamin: And they're throwing off the grading curve for the rest of us!
Professor Frink: Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best.
Homer: Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!