I. C. S. I. (Ice Cream Scene Investigators!)/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Boy, Milhouse, you sure are hot!

Milhouse: No kidding! Even my teeth are sweating!

Nelson: That has to be the hottest day of the summer!

Lisa: Where the heck is the ice cream man? he hasn't driven by once today! Something's not right.

Bart: Guys! I know here the ice cream truck is... and it ain't pretty! C'mon!

Lisa: Hey, guys, check this out!

Bart: Wait, does that mean...?

Lisa: Indeed it does, Milhouse. Whoever left that footprint might've seen who stole the truck... ...before our thief banana split from the crime scene!

Bart: Aye, carumba. Always with the bad puns and sunglasses.

Lisa: Boys, put on your rubber gloves and thinking caps.... the ice cream scene investigators are on the case!

Snake: So I was at the Kwik-E-Mart earlier... big deal! I soooo did not steal any ice cream truck.

Bart: Doesn't matter if you did. All we need to do is provve that you were threre by matching your boot to the print!

Milhouse: After that, a jury will decide your fate!

Snake: I swear I didn't do it, little dudes!! There must be some other way to prove that!

Milhouse: Bite on this unused ice cream stick. If you teeth marks don't match this other one.... you may be off the hook!

Lisa: [GASP!] that means whoever ate the ice cream is... a kid!

Nelson: A kid with a missng tooth!

Lisa: C'mon let's hit all the usual hangouts and find the prepubescent perp!

Professor Frink: That's the last of the boxes off the ice cream truck! Now for the final phase of my master plan...

Lisa: Professor Frink! You didn't really think you'd get away with stealing all the ice cream, did you?

Professor Frink: "Stealing"? good gravy boat, I'm not stealing it... i'm multiplying it! I need the ice cream for my newest invention, the sundae-tron 3000! I put a little ice cream in and what comes out is a mountain-sized mound of creamy goodness!