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When Bongos Collide!/Quotes

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Troy McClure: Good afternoon, everyone -- I'm Troy McClure! You probably remember me from such films as "Three Men and a Nuke," and the smash-hit instructional video, "Kiss your butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Producers!" Before we start our show, let's have a big hand for our sponsor, Montgomery Burns!
Sound: Clap clap clap
Mr. Burns: Wretched oi polio! Smithers, get the names of those who failed to applaud and see that their electric rates are raised immediately!
Waylon Smithers: Yesssir!

Bartman: Uh-oh!
The Ingestible Bulk: Rrraarr! Me am -- the Ingestible Bulk!
Bartman: I should've known!
The Ingestible Bulk: Grrr! Hold still, bite-sized purple one! You make, Bulk mad, pointy-head! And the angrier bulks gets -- -- the hungrier bulk gets! Bulk Gnash!
Sound: Chimp!
The Ingestible Bulk: Mmmm. Crunchy!

Bartman (thinking): Has the world gone crazy?! First Itchy & Scratchy jump our of our TV, and now Springfield is overrun by a bunch of costumed weirdos all beating the stuffing out of each other!

Homer (incredulously repeating what Bart told them): So then Itchy and scratchy crashed through the wall and ran off down the street!
Marge: Bart, you can't honestly expect us to believe that! it's near-impossible!
Homer: Your mother's right, boy! You've violated a sacred trust by damaging you family's home -- for which you must die!
Bart: Look on the bright side, Homer at least the TV came through unscathed!
Homer: Ooooh -- He's got a point there, Marge!
Marge: Bart, this is serious! Until we can think of a suitable punishment, you're grounded!

Bartman: Aye carumba!
Bartman (thinking): A flying saucer parked in Flanders' back yard! This could explain a lot! I always suspected Flanders was an alien!