Anyone Else

"Anyone Else"

Song Information Singers: Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Lisa Angelle Characters: Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Length: 3:56 Writer(s): John Boylan Lisa Angelle Album: The Yellow Album

"Anyone Else" is the eight track of The Yellow Album. It is a song performed by Bart and Lisa. The song was written by John Boylan and Lisa Angelle.

Lyrics

Lisa:

Hey, what are you hiding

Under that funny hair?

I know the lights are on,

But there's nobody there.

I need a new life.

I need a new next of kin.

So, I've got news for you.

Brother, I'm trading you in...

Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

For anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Lisa:

Somebody who'd be a friend in me,

Somebody who would care about me.

Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

(Bart whistles to get Lisa's attention)

Bart:

Hey, Little Miss Perfect,

Who made you the queen?

Who said it was cool

To be so squeaky clean?

Aw, man.

I need a playmate,

Someone who knows how to have some fun.

So I've got news for you,

Sister, your time has come.

Your time has come!

Bart and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart:

Somebody who's got a radical mind,

Over the edge and way out of line.

Bart and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Lisa:

Gonna trade you in.

Hmmmmmm, yeah.

I'm gonna trade you in.

You know you're too much to take,

You're completely deranged.

I'd sell you for a dime

And give nine cents change.

Bart:

I wouldn't take any money.

That's a losing bet.

I'd trade you in

For anyone I could get.

Lisa:

Anything I could get!

Bart:

Anytime I could get it!

Lisa:

Anywhere I could get it!

Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart:

Somebody who'd be a friend in me.

Lisa:

Somebody who would care about me!

Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world...

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do.

Bart:

Somebody who'd be a friend in me.

Lisa:

Somebody who would care about me!

Bart, Lisa and Back-Up Singers:

Anyone else in the whole wide world...

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you.

(song fades)

Appearances

• Album – The Yellow Album

The Yellow Album
Love? • Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves • Funny How Time Slips Away • Twenty-Four Hours a Day • The Ten Commandments of Bart • I Just Can't Help Myself • She's Comin' Out Swingin' • Anyone Else • Every Summer With You • Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty • My Name Is Bart