Testify
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- Testify may also refer to the album The Simpsons: Testify
Testify is a song from the episode "Faith Off". Bart and the congregation of his new church sing it during services.
Lyrics
- Bart: (holding up skateboard) Satan, eat my shorts!
- Crowd cheers
- Bart: (Singing) I was a sinner, a real bad kid. What thou shalt not, I shalt did. Neighbor's cat I tried to neuter, took a whiz on the school's computer.
- Sherri and Terri: He took a whiz, oh, yes he did.
- Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny. Come on up, and testify.
- Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
- Grampa: My hip's misbehavin'. (Bart knocks his cane away)
- Sherri and Terri: Testify!
- Patty: Got a nicotine cravin'. (Bart slaps away the cigarettes)
- Sherri and Terri: Testify!
- Professor Frink: Got a cramp in my glavin. (Bart kicks Frink's rump)
- Bart: Testify!
- All: Testify! Testify!
- Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek!
- Bart: (takes them off and tosses them aside) Now you'll get the girls you seek!
- Sherri and Terri: We'll see you at Makeout Creek!
- Crowd: Bart's the boy of the hour, he's got the power. So raise your voice and don't be shy, Testi -- testi --
- Crowd + Bart: Tes ... ti ... fy!
- Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!