Upstate New York

"Upstate New York"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Characters: Homer Simpson Length: 1:33 Writer(s): Music: Jeff Martin Lyrics: Tim Long and Miranda Thompson Appearance(s): "D'oh Canada"

"Upstate New York" is a song sung by Homer Simpson.

Lyrics

Start watching Fox News.

Stop watching your weight.

There is no fancy part of it.

Upstate New York!

They're fond of their booze.

Hot wing sauce is great.

I'm gonna clog my heart in it.

Upstate New York

I want to sleep in,

In a city,

That never wakes.

And find I'm fitting right in.

One of the gang.

Par for the course.

The Kodak plant closed.

But I'm longing to stay,

And go on disability.

In Upstate New York!

Can't make it anywhere,

But I can make it there.

I love you so,

Upstate New York.

Benedict Arnold fought here, baby.

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "New York, New York" from the musical On the Town.

Appearances

• Episode – "D'oh Canada"