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Jack Stillwater is an executive at NASA.

After seeing TV ratings fall for space launches, Jack Stillwater got together a panel of scientists to figure out a way to get ratings up again. After seeing clips from TV shows, they decided to bring in "blue collar slobs" as astronauts. At that moment, Homer rang up NASA to complain about boring space launches. Stillwater then decided that their search was over and went to Moe's Tavern.

At Moe's, Homer told Stillwater and Dr. Babcock that Barney rang NASA, not him. When Homer heard that Barney would become an astronaut, Homer told them that it was him, and Stillwater took both Homer and Barney. At a press conference, Stillwater got annoyed at the questions asking if it was a joke and told the reporters to stop asking that question. Stillwater and Babcock then put Homer and Barney through training...