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| The Big Kang Theory!
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The Big Kang Theory! is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story that appears in Kang & Kodos #1.
Synopsis
- "Kodos serves Kang a meal consisting of Bart, Milhouse and Nelson, and accidentally lets slip that she thinks Kang needs to lose weight. Bart offers to help, and hilarity and mayhem ensue when Bart puts Kang on an exercise program."
Plot
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Kang celebrates clone-iversary and
Kodos is serving his favorite, earthlings. The earthlings is
Bart,
Nelson and
Milhouse that was kidnapped during their physical education. Kang tell Kodos at Earth childern are only half the calories of the regular humans and Kodos gets then angry for being called fat. Bart listen and tell them at he can help them to lose weight. They start with sit-ups after they has shout Milhouse with a ray gun after he spoiling
I Love Lucy for them. Milhouse is restored soon in their medical lab. Bart gets after that Kang and Kodos to run on the treadmill. It goes well at the beginning, but after awhile shuffles and crushes them Nelson who takes to the lab. Bart let them then lift weights which are too simple so they asking Milhouse to turn up the artifical gravity with one micron but Milhouse do it too much and everyone gets flattened. Kang realizes that he never get back into shape and are intend to eat them sprinkled on ice cream. Milhouse then starts playing jazz from his
myPhone because it makes his mother happy when she exercising. Kang explodeds then and Kodos explains that the jazz music is deadly to every other life form in the universe. Bart then gets an idea and rides the space ship home and pick up
Lisa and her saxophone. He want her play jazz so they can take over the universeum. Kang is meanwhile re-cloned and received his original weight, and he tell them that they intend to leave the Earth after a last stop on the
Krusty Burger where he buys eighty-seven Krustyburgers, thirteen milkshake and one teenaged employee.
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