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Stabby-Oh's is a breakfast cereal, marketed by Itchy and Scratchy in a television advertisement.

Stabby-Oh's consists of O-shaped cereal pieces and weapon-shaped colored marshmallow bits: pink daggers, green hatchets and yellow icepicks, all of them blood red at their tips.

At breakfast time, a boy and girl walk into the kitchen rubbing their eyes. A figure wearing a bathrobe and hair curlers stands in front of the stove, back to the camera. The voice-over announcer says, "Hey, kids! Look who's making breakfast!" The figure turns around, revealing itself to be Scratchy standing on Itchy's shoulders. The boy and girl exclaim, "Itchy and Scratchy!" Scratchy jumps down from Itchy's shoulders and says, "That's right, kids!"

Itchy says, "Never start the day on an empty stomach", jams a funnel into Scratchy's mouth, and pours an entire box of Stabby-Oh's down Scratchy's throat...