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Bartman: Beware, furbearing nut-hoarders... ...Bartman and Houseboy prowl the Springfield!
Houseboy: That's [WHOOP] Right, Bartman! Yowch!
Bartman: There is evil afoot, and a-paw! Come, faithful non-human companion! Stand on all fours revealed as...
Bartdog: Urf!
Bartman: ..:Bartdog!

Bartman: He's heading for that sewer opening who knows where this adventure will lead!
Houseboy: Sewer?
Bartman: Next to rooftops, that's where vigilantes fight crime best!
Houseboy: Not a big fan of rooftops either.!
Bartman: Courage, young sidekick!
Houseboy: Young? My birthday's before yours!
Bartman: True, but, emotionally, I'm a few birthday candles ahead of you, houseboy. Besides, this is no scarier than the time we snuck into Skinner's basement. Or got locked inside that walk-in freezer overnight.
Houseboy: I wouldn't know. I passed out both times.

Bartman: Do you know what this means?
Houseboy: I know. My Squishee Club Card is invalid here.
Bartman: We've traveled through a dimensional portal into a parallel universe!
Houseboy: Great, now I'm in trouble with two moms!
Fighting Owl: Hold, evildores! Stand and be judged by... ...Fighting Owl and his nearsighted sidekick, Four Eyes! You wear masks and are unkown to me! Therefore you must be villians...!
Houseboy: Four Eyes is like Biclops!
Bartman: You would think of that.

Fighting Owl: Why am I not suprised? Those bushy-tailed bandits always go where the nuts are.
Bartman: Hiding in plain sight.
Fighting Owl: Plan and salted sight, my friend.
Bartman: Ha! Good patter, Fighting owl!
Houseboy: Oh no, grappeling hooks.
Four Eyes: It's like gym class.

Bartman: We have to make it back to our dimension before the portal closes.
Houseboy: And traps us in your weird reality for eternity!
Fighting Owl: It may be weird--
Four Eyes: But we like it!
Houseboy: You knew that Bartdog's natual curiosity would take us to the what is elseworld of Springfield2?
Four Eyes: Will we ever see them again, Fighting Owl?
Fighting Owl: No, Four Eyes. They return forever to their home on Shelbyville 2.
Four Eyes: Is it true they have red fire hydrants instead of yellow?
Fighting Owl: So I'm told, Four Eyews. So I'm told.