Monty Burns' Blues

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Monty Burns' Blues is a song that Mr. Burns sings during the credits of American History X-cellent. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price.

Lyrics

Mr. Burns:

Oh I live me in a mansion

Full of those Grecian urns

But I'm lonely all the livelong day

That's the blues of Monty Burns

Back-Up Singers:

He's got the blues.

The "I've-Got-No-Problems Blues"!

Mr. Burns:

Oh, my tapestry's medieval,

My heart, it's evil, too.

But that don't mean I don't need love

From lesser types like you.

Back-up Singers:

He's got the blues!

The "Old-and-Frivolous-White-Man Blues'!