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Monty Burns' Blues

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"Monty Burns' Blues"
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Characters: Charles Montgomery Burns
Length: 0:45
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Michael Price
Appearance(s): "American History X-cellent"

"Monty Burns' Blues" is a song sung by Mr. Burns. He sings it after being released from Springfield Penitentiary.


Mr. Burns:
Oh I live me in a mansion
Full of those Grecian urns
But I'm lonely all the livelong day
That's the blues of Monty Burns
Back-up singers:
He's got the blues.
The "I've-Got-No-Problems Blues"!
Mr. Burns:
Oh, my tapestry's medieval,
My heart, it's evil, too.
But that don't mean I don't need love
From lesser types like you.
Back-up singers:
He's got the blues!
The "Old-and-Frivolous-White-Man Blues'!


The Saga of Carl - title screen.png Episode – "American History X-cellent" (credits)