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Monty Burns' Blues

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Monty Burns' Blues is a song that Mr. Burns sings during the credits of American History X-cellent. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price.

Lyrics[edit]

Mr. Burns:
Oh I live me in a mansion
Full of those Grecian urns
But I'm lonely all the livelong day
That's the blues of Monty Burns
Back-Up Singers:
He's got the blues.
The "I've-Got-No-Problems Blues"!
Mr. Burns:
Oh, my tapestry's medieval,
My heart, it's evil, too.
But that don't mean I don't need love
From lesser types like you.
Back-up Singers:
He's got the blues!
The "Old-and-Frivolous-White-Man Blues'!