Burns Petroliates
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Burns Petroliates
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Burns Petroliates is a petro company that Mr. Burns owns.
Description
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Burns, a rich billionaire with industrial concerns. While burying some waste with a shoveling tool, his assistant struck a well of fossil fuel! Petrol, that is! Pitch-dark Platinum! Abu Dhabi Espresso!
And with that discovery, Burns bought up the illegal dumping grounds and founded B.P! Unfortunately, a British corporation with the same initials had a little accident in the Gulf of Mexico, and Burns Petroliates has spent millions of dollars trying to convince the public that they're not that B.P.!
