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Marge: I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.
Patty: Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.
Selma: Or the laundry.
Patty: Or burned alive in his cell.
Selma: Or get ground glass put in his food.
Marge: Aw hoo hoo hoo!

Jimbo: Hey Simpson!
Bart: Uh-oh.
Jimbo: Is it true your old man is in jail?
Bart: Um... yes?
Jimbo: So's my old man.
Kearney: My dad too.
Dolph: My mom and my dad.
Bart: Oh.
Jimbo: Is he doin' hard time?
Bart: Life without parole. For terrorism.
Dolph: Man...
Bart: Nuclear terrorism!
Kearney: Awesome.

Homer: Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!
Sideshow Bob: Homer Simpson?
Homer: You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.
Sideshow Bob: You don't remember me?
Homer: I'd remember that hair, pal.
Sideshow Bob: I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.
Homer: Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.
Sideshow Bob: So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?
Homer: Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.

Frank Grimes, Jr.: You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!
Homer: Who are you?
Frank Grimes, Jr.: I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prision for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?
Homer: I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?

Homer: Kids!
Bart & Lisa: Dad!
Homer: It's been so long!
Bart: Long anough to forget about your bowling bag?
Homer: My what?
Bart: Never mind.