The Rebooting!/Quotes

General

References/Trivia

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Gags

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Quotes

Barb Simpkins: Cowabunga!

Bart: What, that's what I say!

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Seymour Skinner: [GASP!] I'm soaked in acid!

Bart: Don't panic! It hasn't started dissolving you yet! Quick! Take off your clothes!

Seymour Skinner: But I...

Bart: Hurry! Unless you want to be known as principal skeleton!

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Bart: She can do everything I can, butter better! I just don't get it, Milhouse!

Comic Book Guy: Oh, this happenes all the time in pop culture. You've just been rebooted!

Bart: That sounds like something out of Australia!

Comic Book Guy: Much like Starbuck on "Battlestar Galactica," you've been replaced by a superior female version. There's no point fighting it!

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Mr. Largo: Lisa. I meant to tell you... Lee, here, will be taking over as first saxophone in the band! He's just a little better than you!

Lisa: I... see. Lee... a quick question.

Lee Simpkins: Yes?

Lisa: Is your lunch vegetarian?

Lee Simpkins: Oh no!

Lisa: [WHEW!] Well, at least I still have that!

Lee Simpkins: I'm vegan!

Lisa: Nooo!

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Gomer Simpkins: Aw, no! I locked the keys in the car! D'uh!