That's Hairable!/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Heh heh! Everyone's news "look" should grown in right in time for picture day!

Milhouse: Uh... Mrs. Krabappel?

Martin: I believe we all just hit piberty.

Edna: Wow. Kids grow up so fast these days.

Bart: I doused myself with the tonic hours ago and still haven't grown as much as a five o'clock shadhow! What's the deal, Frinky?

Professor Frink: Hmmm... let me take a peek at your genetic structure.

Sound: Plink!

Bart: Ow!

Professor Frink: Just as i suspected! You possess as specific recessive gene that counter-acts the effects of the tonic.

Bart: So it work on everyone except me? Sounds kina fishy.

Professor Frink: Sorry, Bart, but that's just how stories---[AHEM!] I mean... science works.

Bart: Oh, man! This worked out better than I could have imagined! Not only am I not being shown up by everyone's facial hair; I also got everyone shaved bald! Another perfectly pulled prank!

Seymour Skinner: Oh, really?

Willie: You're up, Laddie!

Bart: But I didn't have a beard to shave! This isn't fair! Stop! Nit my bad boy spikes! Thery're my trademark!

Bart: That's it! I can't take the lack of attention anymore! Milhouse you gotta shave your musrache... be a smooth face, like me!

Milhouse: Er... sorry, Bart. I gotta go me and some of the guys are meeting up at the barber-shop to wax our mustaches.