The Gluten, the Bread and the Hungry!/Quotes

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Glutenus Maximus‎: Put your hands up! You are being robbed by the great Glutenus Maximus und his sidekick Gluten Tag! Onw rong move and you vill feel the sing of my crouton gun!

Ned: Okily-dokily!

Glutenus Maximus‎: Now ve vill take all of the bread in your cash register! No funny business or you'll find yourself having a crummy day!

Gluten Tag‎: Good one, papa!

Glutenus Maximus‎: If he calls for hlep, squirt him vith the jelly donut!

Ned: So you're bakery-themed bandits? Let me just say that you smell delightful!

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Kent Brockman:The Leftorium is the fifth local business to be hit by these bread-based burglars! I asked Police Chief Wiggum what he planned to do.

Clancy Wiggum:Well, Kent, to assure the safety of our town we've banned all baked goods within city limits! We're currently in the process of confiscating the existing supply.

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Glutenus Maximus‎: Greetings! Sorry to interrupt this meeting of the entertainment industry's upper crust! Don't bother drying off! Ve're just going to take all the money!

Krusty‎: And what's stopping us from stopping you?

Glutenus Maximus‎: This quick-cooking bread mix!

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Marge: Why don't you just go stop those crum bums?

Homer: We can't! We fight crime with baked goods! It's our theme!

Marge: Why don't you just come up with a new theme? Like calling yourselves Captain Quiche and Meat-ball boy?

Bart: Terrible names, but great idea, mom!

Homer: Don't wait up!

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Marge: So all the charges were dropped in exchancge for a fifty-percent discount on meals at the resturant for police officers and crimefighters?

Lisa: There's nothing I can eat here. Even the orange juice has gravy in it.

Bart: Yep! And even with the discount, the cops eat enough to keep Uter's dad in busines. Plus, there'll be enough money left over to send Uter to college!

Marge: So everythings' worked out!

Bart: Just about!