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Revision as of 05:45, July 31, 2013 by Lucas.ejwertz (talk | contribs) (Created page with "== Gameplay == ==== Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1 ==== {{Table| {{TBT|Arnie Pye}} {{TB|Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!}} {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} {{TB|M...")
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Gameplay

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1

Arnie Pye Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My thoughts exactly. Who’s Arnie Pye?
Arnie Pye I am. You know, “Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky”... where "Pye in the Sky" would be better... that's the joke.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, right -- Duffman.
Arnie Pye No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you’ll have to get out of my helicopter – it’s not rated to lift your load.
The task is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report".

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2

Arnie Pye Hey, it’s the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye.
Arnie Pye Let’s go for a walk. Maybe we’ll give Kent Brockman’s house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn.
The task is to "Make Arnie Pye Walk Newshound".

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3

Arnie Pye This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street!

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Yes, it is surprising that you can't place cars on the street.

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But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness?
Arnie Pye That’s sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don't you hang out of a sky harness, Kent?

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I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well… just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp.
The task is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Sky Harness Interview".
Arnie Pye What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time!

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Yes, it was hilarious! We're going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4

Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I’ll use that time to do something productive.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Like ride my “large man scooter” to Gulp ‘N’ Blow!
The task is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow".

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5

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Pye?! You’re not allowed to sit in my anchor chair? It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better.
Arnie Pye Oh, Kent, I’m so sorry – you didn’t hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years.

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But that would mean... twenty-five thousand people?
Arnie Pye Try twenty-five million people. I’m a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who’s played you on SNL, Kent?

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Nobody yet. But I’ve always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly.
Arnie Pye Pfft, he’s not even a regular! So there’s no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream’s as dead as your anchor job.
The task is to "Make Arnie Pye Take Over as News Anchor".
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png When he’s not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie “Armaggedon”.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Besides, Arnie Pye’s viral video is three days old now... which by internet standard means it’s over. Dead.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png As Dead as Bruce Willis in “Armageddon.” Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6

Arnie Pye What?! I’m being replaced as anchor?

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Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you’re making an idiot out of yourself.

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But the good news is… there’s a giraffe loose on the Odgenville Highway. Time to rev those rotors!
Arnie Pye *sigh*
The task is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield" and "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report".