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Revision as of 09:34, May 25, 2013 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Bartman:''' Houseboy, I've been thinking. If i'm going to compete with the super villians of the new Millenium, I'll need more than just the Bart-rope and th...")
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Bartman: Houseboy, I've been thinking. If i'm going to compete with the super villians of the new Millenium, I'll need more than just the Bart-rope and this cool costume.
Houseboy: L-like what, Bartmn?
Bartman: Like the arsenal of weapons i've inventeed for my new utilty belt!

Cheif Wiggum: It's Bartman! And hes about to crash! Now I've got that hot-dogging vigilante right where I wnat him!

Kent Brockman:That looks like Bartman--headed for a crash landing! This is my big chace to unmask him on live TV! I hope his face is till reconizable after crack-up.


Bartman: Whew, what a break! That trampoline broke my fall! I'm invincible!

Announcer: Lisa Simpson as Bartgirl is our big winner!
Bartman thinking: Bartgirl? What was that I said about thinkgs not getting any worse? How could I get shown up by my own sister -- in my own costume, yet!

Lisa: Here's a sisterly tip, Bart. Next time, lose that dork-looking belt.
Bart: You may be right, Lisa. These high-tech weapons are more trouble than they're worth.