Springfield Elementary Shakedown/Quotes

Quotes

Michael: Hello, Bart Simpson.

Bart: Whoa! You use the sidewalk to walk on? Who does that?!

Michael: Make her disapper, Simpson, or you both will!

Bart: Do whatever you want to me... but no one's toching my sister!

Lisa: Please, Principal Skinner! I know Bart did some dumb stuff, but he was trying to protect me...

Principal Skinner: I'm fullt aware of what Bart was up to, Lisa because he's been working undercover for me to inflitrare that gang and bring them down and for all!

Lisa: What?!

Bart: It's true! I gaines their trust and set them up to caught in the act.

Michael: I appeciatre your straift talk. Allow me to reciprocate, we want you to join our gang.

Bart: Me?!

Michael: You have certain skills that my outfit could use... moxie, fearlessness, a history of holliganism and advanced shenanigans but most importantly, direct access to what will be our biggest score yet!

Bart: "Access"?, "Big Score"?

Michael: All will be revealed soon enough... after you prove your loyalty to use, Bart.

Bart: How do I do it?

Michael: By publicly prankning your best friend!

Bart: Milhouse?!

Nelson: [GULP] W-what do you want?

Michael: To give you a test of your own medince...