Springfield Elementary Shakedown/Quotes

Quotes

Michael D'Amico: Hello, Bart Simpson.

Bart: Whoa! You use the sidewalk to walk on? Who does that?!

Michael D'Amico: Make her disappear, Simpson, or you both will!

Bart: Do whatever you want to me... but no one's touching my sister!

Lisa: Please, Principal Skinner! I know Bart did some dumb stuff, but he was trying to protect me...

Principal Skinner: I'm fully aware of what Bart was up to, Lisa because he's been working undercover for me to infiltrate that gang and bring them down and for all!

Lisa: What?!

Bart: It's true! I gained their trust and set them up to caught in the act.

Michael D'Amico: I appreciate your straight talk. Allow me to reciprocate, we want you to join our gang.

Bart: Me?!

Michael D'Amico: You have certain skills that my outfit could use... moxie, fearlessness, a history of hooliganism and advanced shenanigans but most importantly, direct access to what will be our biggest score yet!

Bart: "Access"?, "Big Score"?

Michael D'Amico: All will be revealed soon enough... after you prove your loyalty to use, Bart.

Bart: How do I do it?

Michael D'Amico: By publicly prankning your best friend!

Bart: Milhouse?!

Nelson: [GULP] W-what do you want?

Michael D'Amico: To give you a taste of your own medicine...