Girls! Girls! Girls!

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Location Information Use: Strip club

"Great Heavens! It's one of those nude female fire stations!"

―Charles Montgomery Burns

Girls! Girls! Girls! is a strip club located in Springfield. Mr. Burns visited the club during his quest to find true love on Flag Day.

History

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Smithers cornered by two dancers.

Mr. Burns ate at Bob's Big Buddha, and the fortune cookie that came with his meal said, "You will find true love on Flag Day." Realizing that it was Flag Day and there were only a few hours left, Burns (with Waylon Smithers, Jr. in tow) immediately set out to find his true love. When he saw the strip club's sign reading "Girls! Girls! Girls!", he figured it would be a good place to look: "Perhaps there's some girls in here." Burns and Smithers then went into the club.

On entering the club and looking around, however, Burns was shocked at the sight of the women performing pole dances: "Great Heavens! It's one of those nude female fire stations!" He quickly decided that looking for his true love at Girls! Girls! Girls! would be a waste of time, and said, "I'd always be second place to some kitten stuck in a tree. Let's go, Smithers!"

Burns then looked for Smithers so they could leave, but Smithers was trapped in a corner by two of the dancers. One of them was bent over with her back to him gyrating her buttocks at him, while the other was facing him performing a "bump and grind" dance, to his extreme discomfort.

Presumably Burns was able to rescue Smithers from the dancers, as not long after that they found Gloria at twelve seconds to midnight.

Behind the Laughter

• Mr. Burns' pop-culture naïveté is referenced yet again, as seeing the pole dancers makes him conclude that the strip club is a women's fire station.

Appearances

• Episode – "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"