The Man With Two Wives/Quotes

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[Homer and some coworkers are playing poker while an alarm blares in the background]

Carl: "Ya gotta let us win some of our poker money back, Homer"

Homer: "As safety inspector, I really should check out that alarm. It might be important."

Lenny: "The alarm wasn't important two hours ago when you were losing."

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[Mr. Burns and Smithers walk in]

Smithers: "A-ha! Gambling on company time!"

Lenny: "Cheeze it! The boss!"

[Homer, Lenny, Carl and Gil try to escape out of the emergency exit.]

Mr. Burns: "I'm afraid you'll find all the emergency exit door knobs have been replaced with British tea scones. Escape is impossible!"