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The Man With Two Wives/Quotes

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[Homer and some coworkers are playing poker while an alarm blares in the background]
Carl: Ya gotta let us win some of our poker money back, Homer.
Homer: As safety inspector, I really should check out that alarm. It might be important.
Lenny: The alarm wasn't important two hours ago when you were losing.

[Mr. Burns and Smithers walk in]
Smithers: A-ha! Gambling on company time!
Lenny: Cheeze it! The boss!
[Homer, Lenny, Carl and Gil try to escape out of the emergency exit.]
Mr. Burns: I'm afraid you'll find all the emergency exit door knobs have been replaced with British tea scones. Escape is impossible!