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Don't Fear the Roofer/Quotes

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Quotes

Marge: "I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T."
Santa's Little Helper: ?
Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
Bart: "Huh?"
Marge: "Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over."




Julius Hibbert: "Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat."
Homer: "Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good."
Julius Hibbert: "That was rubber covered in vaseline."
Homer: "Marge, write that down so we can have it at home."
Julius Hibbert: [To Marge] "We can't begin his treatment soon enough."
[After electroshock treatment]
Marge: "How do you feel, sweety?"
Homer: "Much better."
Julius Hibbert: "Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?"
Homer: "No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear."
[Pause]
"Ha, kidding!"
Julius Hibbert: [He, he...] "Well I see your sense of humor is not affected: that's a very bad sign."
[Begins electroshock treatment again]


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